Patience, my dear
I've been tagged by Juls! (my first ever tag!)
Choose five things from the list below and complete the sentence.
If I could be a scientist, I'd invent a superduper basketball shoe that would let the player jump 6 feet in the air and give them perfect form on their shot everytime, from inside the 3 point line or out. I'd hold an exclusive patent, and ONLY the Kentucky basketball team would be able to wear them.
If I could be a farmer, my farm would be a huge horse farm in Lexington with acres of hills and miles of white fences.
If I could be a psychologist, I wouldn't even know where to begin. So many psychoanalysis, so little time.
If I could be a librarian
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer, my books would be a wildly popular and very funny knockoff of Janet Evanovich's, only my Stephanie Plum would be a short blonde lawyer from Kentucky.
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a world famous blogger
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure
If I could be an innkeeper, my office would be a cabana on the beach in front of my beachfront inn. And I'd hire a world class chocolate chef.
I think this one's been around! I'm cheating and tagging anyone who hasn't done it.I'm lazy. But you know who you are!